Top Ten Tips for Beating the Heat
The Arthur & Henry guide to staying cool when it's scorchio outside...
1) Wear linen
2) Wear nothing (oddly socially unacceptable over the age of three)
3) Eat icecream
4) Sleep in a basement
5) Move very very slowly
6) Install air conditioning (not very planet friendly this one)
7) Drink gin with lots of ice
8) Drink cold beer. Put the glass against your cheek. Aaah.
9) Did we mention linen?